Since I am reviewing quite a few books this year, I have noticed that my rating scare is not quite what it should be. I mean, I think I rate highly on one book one day that I may give a lower ranking the next day. I know that rating books is based on their ease of read, entertainment value, blah, blah, blah. However, I feel the need to get more subjective in my ratings.
With this in mind, I found the scale to the left on an initial Google search for “rating scale”. I thought it was funny and I like the little pictures, and even though I don’t agree with the disparaging remark about Ms. Palin (which I find a bit mean-spirited), I though enough of it to copy and post here.
So, after hardly any thought or deliberation at all, here is my new and improved book rating scale:
1 Look I wish I hadn’t looked.
This book is so bad that the irises in my eyes have constricted to such an extent that I can’t read another word on this page. If I finished the book, it’s because I had a bet with someone or it’s so incredibly short that even I would feel badly if I put it down. More likely, though, I put this stinker down.
2 Looks I looked and didn’t like what I saw.
This book barely passes for literature and probably should never have been published, but it didn’t make me want to burn it. I may, however, use it to line a bird cage or put it to use in the outhouse. I will forever be disturbed that I will never get this time back again. Probably not going to read any other titles by this author.
3 Looks I looked and I liked it. As a matter of fact, I probably looked again.
This is a pretty good book. Maybe a little too long or maybe not quite descriptive enough. It is definitely lacking, though. I may try another one by this author, but only one more, if it is not written better than this one.
4 Looks This is more like an ogle. I looked and turned my head to see it from the back.
This is a good book. Well written, fully-developed characters, satisfying story and makes me want more.
5 Looks What’s your name and number, baby?
This is fine, fine book. It’s beautifully written and I find myself thinking about it when I am not reading it, wishing I had it in my hand. When it is finished, I miss it and wish I had read it more slowly, to savor the story and characters longer. I must own this book and will read it again and again.
So, there you have it. That is my new reading scale. What do you think?